Random Projects and Other Fun Stuff
Fun stuff is where put pages that don't fit into any of my other main sections. A lot of so-called design sites waste bandwidth with their stupid Flash and DHTML experiments (in which they basically do things that were done on an Apple ][ 20 years ago, only now they program in a clumsy scripting language). Well you won't see any of that crap here. This is where I waste space with my experiments that are the technological equivalent of a thumb tack. So sit back and enjoy all of the wonderous and magical fun to be had!
The Stations of the Cross in Pixelvision
A grand religious narrative rendered in a tiny scale.
The English Language vs. My Dad
My Dad says the darnest things. Take a look at all the goofy stuff he has said over the years.
Bizarre Product Labels from Asia
A little something gets lost in the translation when our friends across the Pacific try to write in English.
Move the Schmoo
Move a blob around the screen in this amateurish Flash piece. It's almost a game!
Fully Functional Head
A virtual head created in Flash that can be manipulated in various ways. This is the stuff baby!
Zardoz: A Movie Review
Recently I had the pleasure of viewing the 1974 Sci-Fi epic, Zardoz. This film, John Boorman's follow up to Deliverance ranks amongst the most confused and misguided pieces of cinema I have ever witnessed. Read my review of this cinematic masterpiece.
Them's Cyber-Fighting Words
Read a threatening ICQ message I received awhile ago.
Toilet Dreams
More demented fun from the bathroom.
The Old Man
What happens when technology falls into the wrong hands? Why you get stupid Flash Movies with dumb jokes and bad drawing!
Livin' la vida Robotica
Here's a little doodle I made while watching the first of the 2000 presidential debates. Al Gore's official 2000 campaign song: Slip it to the Android by Chrome which I am rockin' out to as I type this.